Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Seeking a more humane method of carrying out capital punishment, Ohio’s new machine yanks inmates heads from their bodies using painless, powerful robotic claws. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/… Read More